J-May's new gf
doree: John Mayer’s new girlfriend, Scheana Marie (which is apparently not her porn name?): Marie is also an aspiring actress – she guest stars as Maria, the pizza delivery girl of the Jonas Brothers’ dreams on their upcoming TV show JONAS, which debuts on the Disney Channel on May 2. (Marie’s episode airs May 16). The former model, who has appeared in ads for Pioneer, Doritos, Nissan and...
Fuck Yeah! Suri Cruise! →
skeetonmischa: Just so you know, this exists. MY NEW FAVORITE BLOG
The Merriam-Webster definition of flirtation is 2 a: to behave amorously without serious intent b: to show superficial or casual interest or liking <flirted with the idea> Metaflirtation is a form of flirtation in which the amorousness of the flirtatious behavior is buried deeply enough that you can refuse to admit that it exists at all. Theoretically safer, but in reality effing...
You’d think it’s a full moon tonight, the way my neighbors are behaving. I don’t mean my actual neighbors, just the folks in my neighborhood. On the walk home from 16th/Mission BART, I saw a drunk girl struggling (with the help of two people!) to get up off the ground, two dudes arguing and being separated by another guy, an higher than usual amount of panhandlers and crazy...
100 days of Barack Obama's Facebook news feed →
The Antlers - Two Sort of really into this song...
Tonight, a man is in his driveway, working on a basket of soft crabs. He is...– The Believer - Light: The Sky Kind I went to see Wells Tower read last night at Tosca with Brian (who has an excellent new tumblr with an excellent name). Wells didn’t read from his story collection, but he read this. Hearing him read it is better than just reading it — I rarely say...
Lost Cat, Dog On Journey Die Immediately →
via Jezebel, and hilar
Flickr users make accidental maps →
This is crazy.
M. Ward - Fool Says
Yesterday I hiked up to Twin Peaks with my roommate and two friends. It was blustery and windswept and AWESOME and I’d never done that before. I didn’t take pictures, partly because I knew at the time they wouldn’t have done it justice. On our return route, we took some strange backward trail past Sutro and UCSF graduate housing. Then we went to an open house. Four non-related...
Each woman arose, at a different point in my life, towering up like a local...– (‘Finding Time Again’ (Time Regain’d), which is the last volume of ‘In Search of Lost Time (Remembrances of Things Past) - Penguin Ed., 2003 : 298) via Pablo, including the attribution, obviously.
May It Please the Court - And the Pursuit of... →
We are planning a beer tasting. We have scaled...
we should probably have a couple things (belgians, for example) in reserve if people aren't feeling the dark stuff, or if we're still thirsty
me: i can pick up PBR
Matt: we'll probably have more than enough beer, now that I think about it
how many oz is this?
we're basically each drinking a 40 of 10% beer
me: hooooly shit ok
we will not need PBR
Karman “was a very dexterous person,” said Potts, who later became...– Salon.com Life | How abortion changed the world ummmm
My sister is my hero. You can buy dehydrated cereal marshmallows ON THEIR OWN!
My haul of books from my time in Boston/NY, in...
From the Harvard Bookstore: Daniel Alarcon - Lost CIty Radio Richard Ford - Independence Day Barbara Kingsolver - The Poisonwood Bible From Rachel’s pile at her desk at The Daily Beast: Doree Shafrir and Jessica Grose - Love, Mom From the book room at Knopf with my friend Joey: Haruki Murakami - What I talk about when I talk about running Mark Strand - New Selected Poems Frank...
I decided to do this sort of “vegan till 6” plan. I didn’t have huge thoughts or...– Vegan Before Dinnertime - Well Blog - NYTimes.com This is convincing. Like when my dad quit drinking beer for a month and his cholesterol dropped insanely fast.
I have never been so into the romance of the physical periodical object anyway:...– Emily Magazine First: Totally did the exact same thing with the Times on the plane home from NY. I like reading the paper when it’s on a table at breakfast at my parents’ house, but I don’t have a big enough table at my place and besides, I don’t ever sit around doing...
Oh see what had happened: N got in to Y, so B was all F, but Evs. Then N was...– Gawker - Gossip Girl : Serena and Dan Hate the Jews - Gossip Girl I die about eight times every time I read Gawker’s GG recaps.
David Carr, you are FILLING UP MY DASHBOARD, YOU HAVE TO CHILL– Person with twice-weekly column feels no need to provide instant updates | The Awl TRUTH
Domino’s Launches Line of Bread Bowl Pastas →
Domino’s is seriously determined to fulfill the prophecy set forth by the Onion News Network.
He was, uh, not in top form,” Efron says. “Or maybe he was in top form. He was...– THE GRADUATE: GQ Features on men.style.com My friend Amanda loves Zac Efron and I kind of am beginning to sympathize. Her account of this passage in this profile was spot on. Way to delicately phrase things, Zac. Although my assumption is that this actually isn’t rare form for Mickey Rourke,...
Scenes from the zoo - The Big Picture - Boston.com →
I think the ostrich with the dinner roll is my favorite.
The average child in the United States will wear down 730 crayons by his 10th...– I MISS COLORING!! Color + Design Blog / All 120 Crayon Names, Color Codes and Fun Facts by COLOURlovers (via kottke)
But isn’t it interesting that it makes you so uncomfortable that there are no...– Choire Sicha’s Plea: Stay Away, Stupid People!: Matt Pressman | Vanity Fair via the Rumpus, like a lot of stuff, I guess.
rach: [Now, despite the absence of a single pixel of verifiable evidence, the pious maintain that there’s an afterlife in which the tap is eternally open, the oven forever hot. However, since their tap would doubtlessly dribble only lemonade, and since those of us who’ve broken their rules would end up inside their oven, it’s probably best that we eat, drink, love, and strive for higher...
April 23 is St. George’s Day, a holiday celebrated in Catalonia by the...– The Green Apple Core (which I found via the Rumpus)