John Mayer’s new girlfriend, Scheana Marie (which is apparently not her porn name?):
Marie is also an aspiring actress – she guest stars as Maria, the pizza delivery girl of the Jonas Brothers’ dreams on their upcoming TV show JONAS, which debuts on the Disney Channel on May 2. (Marie’s episode airs May 16).
The former model, who has appeared in ads for Pioneer, Doritos, Nissan and Toyota, graduated in 2006 with a bachelor’s degree in broadcast journalism from Azusa Pacific University.
Ok seriously? She’s 23? I’m 25 and I don’t even date 23-year-olds. (It’s not a policy, just de facto.) Also, Azusa Pacific? John, that’s a Christian school. I register my objection now.